Aiyyo!
I’m gonna be 23 in a couple of hours and I have lots to whine about.
- No family and friends to celebrate with (not that I’m crazy about cutting cakes but now that I’ve nothing else to do, might as well whine)
- I’m factually penniless (my wallet’s destiny was similar to my mp3 player’s and Nikhil’s phone’s – all got stolen)
- No plans for tomorrow (thanks to the never-ending downpour– viral fever is in vogue and I joined the club today!)
- My cumulative sales achievement in the last two weeks is 88.5 % (I don’t need help from people to get completely f***** if I don’t do something about it)
- I’m in Kerala for 42 more days! Everything about me is becoming Malayali by the day. I go to ‘affice’ in ‘odos’ and ‘besses’. My name is ‘Pervel Serme’ and my real name is ‘Parvathy’. And I sell ch‘o’colates (‘o’ pronounced as ‘oa’ in Boat).
- Damn it, I’m single!! :( :( (I shouldn’t be expecting any flowers, gifts, cards…boohoo I’m such a loser in life)
- From tomorrow, my parents will suddenly start their ‘groom-finding’ exercise with full force, which I had requested to put on hold till I’m 23.
- The word 'base' doesn't hold any hidden connotation anymore. (I'm in BASE business:))
- I cannot find many people online to whom I can crib. Hence, this post.
- I’m so bored I can’t find a 10th reason!
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